added back fun commands
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'use strict';
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const axios = require('axios');
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let ballOptions = [
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"It is certain.",
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"It is decidedly so.",
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@ -34,41 +39,100 @@ module.exports = {
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`> ${ballOptions[Math.floor(Math.random()*ballOptions.length)]}`
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);
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}
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}
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},
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"joke": {
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desc: "Tells a random joke.",
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async function(from){
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await this.say('> Let me think...');
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let res = await axios.get('https://v2.jokeapi.dev/joke/Any?type=single')
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await this.say(...res.data.joke.split('\n').map(e => `> ${e}`));
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},
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},
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"quote": {
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desc: 'Say an inspirational quote.',
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async function(from){
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await this.say('> Right away!');
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let res = await axios.get('https://zenquotes.io/api/random')
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await this.say(`> ${res.data[0].q} -- ${res.data[0].a}`);
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}
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},
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'west-quote': {
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desc: `Say a random Kanye West quote.`,
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async function(from) {
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await this.say('> And here we go!');
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let res = await axios.get('https://api.kanye.rest/');
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await this.say(`> ${res.data.quote} -- Kanye West`);
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}
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},
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"fact": {
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desc: `Say a random fact.`,
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async function(from){
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await this.say('> The internet says this is true?');
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let res = await axios.get('https://uselessfacts.jsph.pl/random.json?language=en')
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await this.say(
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`> ${res.data.text}`,
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`> source: ${res.data.source}`
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);
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}
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},
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"advice": {
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desc: `Say some random advice.`,
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async function(from){
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await this.say('> Try this:');
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let res = await axios.get('https://api.adviceslip.com/advice');
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await this.say(`> ${res.data.slip.advice}`);
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}
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},
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'idea': {
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desc: `Say a random start up idea.`,
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async function(from){
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await this.say('> How about?');
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let res = await axios.get('https://itsthisforthis.com/api.php?text')
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await this.say(`> ${res.data}`);
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}
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},
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'discord': {
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desc: `Say the CJ discord invite link.`,
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async function(from) {
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await this.say('https://discord.gg/hyby9m8');
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}
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},
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'dice': {
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desc: `Roll a die. You can state the max size on the dice. Default is 6.`,
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async function(from, size){
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size = size || 6;
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if(!Number.isInteger(Number(size))){
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this.whisper(from, `${size} is not a whole number...`)
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return ;
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}
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await this.say(
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`> Rolling a dice for ${from}`,
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`> ${Math.floor(Math.random()*size)+1}`
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);
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}
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},
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'flip': {
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desc: `Flip a coin.`,
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async function(from){
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await this.say(
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`> Flipping a coin for ${from}`,
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`> ${!!(Math.floor(Math.random() * (3000 - 1500) + 1500)%2) ? "Heads" : "Tails"}`
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);
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}
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},
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'random-player': {
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desc: `Return a random online player.`,
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async function(from){
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let players = bot.getPlayers()
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delete players[bot.bot.entity.username]
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let keys = Object.keys(players);
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let player = players[keys[ keys.length * Math.random() << 0]];
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// bot.addCommand("joke", {
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// desc: "Tells a random joke.",
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// async function(from){
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// await this.say('> Let me think...');
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// let res = await axios.get('https://v2.jokeapi.dev/joke/Any?type=single')
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// await this.say(...res.data.joke.split('\n').map(e => `> ${e}`));
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// },
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// });
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// bot.addCommand("quote", {
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// desc: 'Say an inspirational quote.',
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// async function(from){
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// await this.say('> Right away!');
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// let res = await axios.get('https://zenquotes.io/api/random')
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// await this.say(`> ${res.data[0].q} -- ${res.data[0].a}`);
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// }
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// });
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// bot.addCommand('west-quote', {
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// desc: `Say a random Kanye West quote.`,
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// async function(from) {
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// await this.say('> And here we go!');
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// let res = await axios.get('https://api.kanye.rest/');
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// await this.say(`> ${res.data.quote} -- Kanye West`);
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// }
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// });
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await this.say(`> I pick [${player.lvl}]${player.username}`)
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}
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},
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// bot.addCommand('pink-quote', {
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// desc: `Say a random Pink Floyd quote.`,
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// }
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// });
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// bot.addCommand("fact", {
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// desc: `Say a random fact.`,
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// async function(from){
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// await this.say('> The internet says this is true?');
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// let res = await axios.get('https://uselessfacts.jsph.pl/random.json?language=en')
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// await this.say(
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// `> ${res.data.text}`,
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// `> source: ${res.data.source}`
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// );
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// }
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// });
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// bot.addCommand("advice", {
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// desc: `Say some random advice.`,
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// async function(from){
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// await this.say('> Try this:');
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// let res = await axios.get('https://api.adviceslip.com/advice');
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// await this.say(`> ${res.data.slip.advice}`);
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// }
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// });
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// bot.addCommand('idea', {
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// desc: `Say a random start up idea.`,
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// async function(from){
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// await this.say('> How about?');
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// let res = await axios.get('https://itsthisforthis.com/api.php?text')
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// await this.say(`> ${res.data}`);
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// }
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// });
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// bot.addCommand('discord', {
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// desc: `Say the CJ discord invite link.`,
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// async function(from) {
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// await this.say('https://discord.gg/hyby9m8');
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// }
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// });
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// bot.addCommand('dice',{
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// desc: `Roll a die. You can state the max size on the dice. Default is 6.`,
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// async function(from, size){
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// size = size || 6;
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// if(!Number.isInteger(Number(size))){
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// this.whisper(from, `${size} is not a whole number...`)
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// return ;
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// }
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// await this.say(
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// `> Rolling a dice for ${from}`,
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// `> ${Math.floor(Math.random()*size)+1}`
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// );
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// }
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// });
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// bot.addCommand('random-player', {
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// desc: `Return a random online player.`,
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// async function(from){
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// let players = bot.getPlayers()
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// delete players[bot.bot.entity.username]
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// let keys = Object.keys(players);
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// let player = players[keys[ keys.length * Math.random() << 0]];
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// await this.say(`> I pick [${player.lvl}]${player.username}`)
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// }
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// });
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// bot.addCommand('flip', {
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// desc: `Flip a coin.`,
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// async function(from){
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// await this.say(
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// `> Flipping a coin for ${from}`,
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// `> ${!!(Math.floor(Math.random() * (3000 - 1500) + 1500)%2) ? "Heads" : "Tails"}`
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// );
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// }
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// });
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};
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